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Sunday, February 28, 2010

What Shall We Do With the Drunken Blogger?



Hello ScoFans!

Well, I asked for your input, and your input I did receive.

The poll with two votes to one went to using "With their laptop in the gutter" in the chorus, but seeing as that doesn't always fit and none of them fit universally, I have stuck to the laptop one most of the time and changed it to one of the others where they suit better.

And so, here it is...


WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE DRUNKEN BLOGGER?


What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
With their laptop in the gutter

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

If they're awesome and grammatical we'll chest bump em
If they're awesome and grammatical we'll chest bump em
If they're awesome and grammatical we'll chest bump em
With their laptop in the gutter

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

If they're awful then we'll just hit "Mark as read"
If they're awful then we'll just hit "Mark as read"
If they're awful then we'll just hit "Mark as read"
From our Google Reader

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
With their laptop in the gutter

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

We'll spam them with links to hangover cures
We'll spam them with links to hangover cures
We'll spam them with links to hangover cures
In their comment section

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

Make them up an appropriate avatar
Make them up an appropriate avatar
Make them up an appropriate avatar
With their laptop in the gutter

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
With their laptop in the gutter

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

Tell them to make a vlog next time
Tell them to make a vlog next time
Tell them to make a vlog next time
In their comment section

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

Suggest it would be best if they keep on drinking
Suggest it would be best if they keep on drinking
Suggest it would be best if they keep on drinking
In their comment section

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
With their laptop in the gutter

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

Link em to a post to Pat Roberston
Link em to a post to Pat Roberston
Link em to a post to Pat Roberston
In their comment section

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

Kick em up the arse so they do what we wanna
Kick em up the arse so they do what we wanna
Kick em up the arse so they do what we wanna
With their laptop in the gutter

Hoo-ray and up she rises

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
With their laptop in the gutter

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

Give them a month of daily Memes
Give them a month of daily Memes
Give them a month of daily Memes
From our Google reader

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

Send them videos of Japanese butt porn
Send them videos of Japanese butt porn
Send them videos of Japanese butt porn
In their comment section

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
With their laptop in the gutter

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

Send a link to the post to their mothers
Send a link to the post to their mothers
Send a link to the post to their mothers
From our Google reader

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

Set them up on a horoscope project

Set them up on a horoscope project
Set them up on a horoscope project
In their comment section

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
With their laptop in the gutter

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

Post their blog on a Russian spam forum

Post their blog on a Russian spam forum
Post their blog on a Russian spam forum
From our Google Readers

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

Blow up their email with AA info
Blow up their email with AA info
Blow up their email with AA info
With their laptop in the gutter

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

What shall we do with the drunken blogger?

What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
What shall we do with the drunken blogger?
With their laptop in the gutter

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

Leave them a drunken comment
Leave them a drunken comment
Leave them a drunken comment
In their comment section

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

If it starts to happen heaps we'll hit "Unsubscribe"
If it starts to happen heaps we'll hit "Unsubscribe"
If it starts to happen heaps we'll hit "Unsubscribe"
From our Google reader

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
Hoo-ray and up she rises
With their laptop in the gutter

That's what we'll do with the drunken blogger
That's what we'll do with the drunken blogger
That's what we'll do with the drunken blogger
With their laptop in the gutter




CONTRIBUTORS (In order of appearance)

JustSal - just my thoughts
That Kind of Girl - Not That Kind of Girl
Alissa - Slightly More Than Dirt
Tracie - Stir Fry Awesomeness
Coffeypot - coffeypot
Jewels Diva - A Bitchfest! Lovefest!
adrienzgirl - Think Tank Momma
SupahMommy - Adventures of Wannabe SupahMommy
ChinkyGirLMeL - ChinkyMel's corner
Daisy - 1,2,3.... ELEVEN Petals
LMJ - I've Been Thinking


Thank you to everyone who has contributed so far. You know who you are because I just reminded you who you are.

Anyone else who wants to contribute, feel free. The project doesn't have to stop here and I am keen to keep it going.

And people who have already contributed, feel free to contribute some more.

This will always be a work in progress.

18 comments:

  1. I love it! This one could go on forever.

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  2. Look I'm famous! Sorta. Kinda. O.k. not really, but this was awesome!

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  3. Bravo! Bravo! Well done.

    Agreed - this could be never ending.

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  4. This is great, and it would make for a great drunken vlog post.

    Also I am really hoping that the girl in the stiletto's question is legit, because if it is that is completely awesome. Oh how I wish that I didn't know who Pat Robertson is.

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  5. Oh man! I love it! Sco, and contributers you are all sooo schnazzy! I need to keep thinking about this one- I really want to come up with something good but my brain isn't working!

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  6. LMAO!! this is great!

    I know what I'm gonna be singing all day today!

    XD

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  7. OK. I am so lost. Not unusual so bare with me a minute.

    What have I missed? Where is the poll? How do I contribute, WTF? WTF?

    Enlighten a blondie, Sco.

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  8. *roflol* Send them videos of Japanese butt porn I almost spat my tea over my monitor with that one :) Awesome Shanty Sco... If all else fails, you could make a million on writing them alone :)

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  9. I'll accept my royalty payments through PayPal, thank you very much.

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  10. I felt like you could have made it less sexist by using..."Hoo-ray and up HE rises"...but then that sounded kind of sexual. Hmmm...guess I'm not so good at lyrics:) Holly

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  11. Bahaha reading those made me want YOU to blog while DRUNK. Make it happen!

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  12. you should re-name it

    THIS IS THE SONG THAT WILL NOT END

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  13. It's just like blogging drunk. You can't have more fun than this.

    RnPB: Ch 013 - Clean Up

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  14. Wahahahaa... That was fun. Thanks for letting me be a part of this. =)

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  15. are you back? how was your month off...?

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