Friday's 13th and it falls on Christmas. The starts are aligning and we bring in this weeks round of festive fails.
Why that good for nothing! How dare he have some sort of serious injury or illness that requires him to spend time in a hospital? How inconsiderate of him! He's probably just faking that broken leg to upset you.
Wow Tim, that's a pretty horrible Christmas. I can't imagine how it could get much worse.
Yep, okay, you win Jason.
Tickle me Elmo's for everyone!
Let's have a vote. In the comments section, let me know if you think Mark
a/ wants to hit that, you know he wants to hit that or
b/ has hit it and quit it
I'd be interested to know what you guys think. Personally I'm leaning towards a.
And now I leave you with this little Christmas jingle...