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Sunday, May 10, 2009

Back in the lab again...

Hello ScoFans!

As some of you may have noticed by the fact I'm commenting on your blogs, I am back from Adelaide. While I was there, I decided a few things regarding this blog:
1- I'm cutting back to one post a week for awhile. I should be able to churn out one a week, right? Also, I won't feel bad if my posts are long, because you guys will have a week to read it. If it's too much for today, read a bit and come back tomorrow.
2- I'm putting up a poll so YOU can vote for what you read next. I usually have a few ideas swimming about in my head, so I'll put the poll up and between you all you can choose which one interests you. (I'll give you about 72 hours from when the weekly post is posted to vote)

On the subject of what interests you, we move on to today's post. I'm posting about sport, which I'm sure interests very few of you, but this is my space and I will do what I please.

In particular, I'm posting about a game that was played on ANZAC day (the 25th of April.. that's how long I've been sitting on this blog) which made me realise just how seriously some people take their sport. I know it's been said before, but it never sunk in for me until this game was played.

It's a game involving Essendon and Collingwood, the highlights of the last 4 and a half minutes of which are below. When we pick the game up, Essendon are 14 points down (and so you know, it's 6 points every time they kick it between the big sticks in the middle, and one point if they kick it between the little post on the side)

You can watch it and see how much better it is than the game that's referred to as "football" in your country.

Now, here in approximate order are the things that made me realise people take this game too seriously (I'm not saying I didn't enjoy it, because I did.. but some people get carried away)
1- My dad got a bit teary after the match. I was happy, sure, but I didn't get THAT emotional.
2- The coach of the Collingwood Football Club said "Our side really let the ANZACs down today". For you to understand how ridiculous that is, you probably need to know what an ANZAC is. The ANZAC acronym stands for "Australian and New Zealand Army Corps". It was first used for those soldiers that took part in the bloodbath that was the battle of Gallipoli. I really don't think most of these guys care too much about the outcome of a football match.
3- There was talk from a few media outlets that, because his side lost a game they should have won, the coach should be sacked. Personally, I think it's the coaches job to get them to the game, but in the last 4 minutes it's all on the players.
4- One of the guys at work said "Well done on Saturday" to me when I got to work on Monday. Really? Well, thanks. It's about time people started to recognise the hard yards I put in for that club. You know, sitting on my ass and watching TV and all.
5- My friend who barracks for Collingwood didn't talk to me for a week.
6- I'm still blogging about it now AND I still got goosebumps watching the video on YouTube.

Does anyone else have stories of how crazy people can get over sport?

Because I've bored you all with these tales today, I'm going to leave you with the results of a recent Facebook quiz I've done. My favourite Facebook quiz ever.

Scott completed the quiz "SAW: What would your 'Play Me' tape say?" with the result Razor Wire Trap.
Hello I want to play a game You are a perfectly healthy, sane and middle-class citizen yet last month you ran a straight razor across your wrist. Did you cut yourself because you truly wanted to die or did you just want some attention? Tonight, you'll show me. The irony is that if you want to die you just have to stay where you are, but if you want to live, you'll have to cut yourself again. Find the path through the razor-wire to the door but hurry. In two hours, that door will lock and then, this room becomes your tomb. How much blood will you shed to stay alive?.

Have I mentioned I love the SAW movies? Does that need mentioning, or is that obvious?

Actually, what I'll leave you with is one of the funnier moments in football...

Remember to vote on the poll!


  1. hello scoman!

    i still prefer "football". lol. and i never watch Saw movies. i'm sissy like that :( ahahaha.

    i've voted. :D

  2. Saw movies made me hid under a lot of things because they're pretty much made my head spinning.
    How's Adelaide? Any pics? Pics of koala maybe?

    I'm such a tourist

  3. I love the Saw movies. I love blood baths and amputated appendages.

    But I never really like football. I don't know much about it. I like the hot guys that play the game, though.

  4. I think your poll is rigged...it doesn't seem to be accepting my vote!

  5. Saw Movies, BLECH!!!!!

    LOL! I'm with andhari, I want koala pics. Those sounds nice. :)

  6. I love Saw. I've seen every single Saw movie. Isn't it soooooo wicked?! I love it. =)

  7. One post a week?

    *Shakes head*

    I'll deal with it, but only because its YOU. :)

  8. One of the guys at work said "Well done on Saturday" to me when I got to work on Monday. Really?

    This is hilarious! And I totally agree...

    As for the Saw movies?! Now way, no how!

  9. i only watched the first saw movie and tht frightened me for life aka not a horror movie watcher!!!

    hahaha tht last video had me rotfl.who starts a fight and rubs away:WIMP

  10. hmmm, what about a charleston stalking dancing dancing in the background while the wedding is taking place. even better!

  11. omgosh I HATED those movies. and by that I mean I hated #1 and refused to see the others. #1 made me sick to my stomach and I had to cover my eyes AND try and plug my ears for most of it. I know I know - but I don't watch many m15+ movies so I'm not desensitized to that stuff.

    I didn't find your sport story boring. People really do take their sports seriously. WOW - I can't believe the guy made a comment that they let ANZAC down. crazy stuff.

  12. Wow Scon...I feel like saying "hell yeah, that's the attitude!" since you're setting rules and stuff...but...once I'm back to normal blog reading...I won't be able to read u anymore...and that sucks biatch...really


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