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Sunday, July 5, 2009

Reattaching my nose

"One last thing before I quit
I never wanted any more than I could fit
Into my head
I still remember every single word you said
And all the shit
That somehow came along with it
Still there's one thing that comforts me
Since I was always caged and now I'm free"
Foo Fighters- Monkey Wrench

Hello ScoFans!

Did you miss me? I missed all of you.

I've decided it was time to make a return to the world of blogging. Why? Well, because Daisy is wise, that's why. I was telling her how much I missed blogging and she pointed out to me that I should not cut off my nose to spite my face. This wasn't supposed to be about punishing me, and so I am ending my suffering.

But what about your punishment? Well, the way I figure it, you've all been punished.

Those of you that loved me will have felt bad I was gone.

Those of you who were relieved I left will be sad to see me return.

Those of you who stopped following me can go and fuck a lampost.

And I'm not going to comment on any blogs that occurred between when I wrote the last one, and the writing of this one, but I will be commenting again going forwards.

Some things have changed around here. There is a new song for starters. I owe that all to Facebook and it's "Which is the theme song of your life?" quiz.

ScoMan took the What is the theme song of ur life??? quiz and the result is "Learn To Fly" by Foo Fighters

The Lost-Soul-Trying-To-Find-My-Way type. You have been on a path, but don't know where you're going, or where you want to go. "And I'm looking to the sky to save me Looking for a sign of life Looking for something to help me burn out bright" Only you can find the way to go.. so nows the time to find it in your heart what you want and learn to fly without any assistance!

I read that and thought "Yeah, that sounds about right. And it's an awesome song, and right now I do think I need a devil to help me get things right" and not only is it the song on my blog, but my ringtone as well. Foo Fighters are taking over, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

And while we're speaking of music, for those of you who are interested on which songs are and aren't on my iPod (it's actually changed since way back then) here we go..

Cole Porter- Anything Goes
Not on the iPod. It's an awesome song, I just haven't got around to downloading it.

Godsmack- I Stand Alone
Another one not on the iPod. It usually is, but during that brief period it wasn't. Thrown in as a red herring.

Waterproof Blonde- Just Close Your Eyes
On the iPod. One of my favourite songs ever.

Men At Work- Land Down Under
Not on the iPod. Just threw it in to see if people would go "You're Australian, of course you love that song"

Eminem- Lose Yourself
Not on the iPod. It was the only song on my iPod for about three weeks so I could get the lip syncing right. With all the walking I do that's over 20 hours of listening to it in a three weeke period. I needed a break.

Frank Sinatra- My Way
On the iPod. I do everything My Way.

Babylon Zoo- Spaceman
On the iPod. I love this song. I think I could listen to this for 20 hours in a three week period and not get sick of it. Actually, I've probably done that in the past.

Kermit the Frog- Rainbow Connection
On the iPod.

Creed- With Arms Wide Open
Not on the iPod. But I do love this literal version (which I found thanks to miss rambles)

I also have another result from a Facebook quiz I would like to share with any of you that are left.

ScoMan completed the quiz "What drug are you most like?" with the result Acid.

You are Acid. Definitely very conventional and very predictable- you probably own a minivan and beige slacks. Just playing, you weren't expecting that now, were you? Or maybe you were... you never know with someone like you. You're vibrant, creative and well, insane. Your perception of reality differs from everyone else. Your relationship with the world is very love/hate. Not everyone understands you, which isn't surprising because you don't even always understand yourself. But there are times were you've figured

I guess that's all for this week. The important thing to know is I'm back. I'll be blogging on a weekly schedule, and I'll start reading your posts (any that are posted after this one) again tomorrow night.

Oh.. did I forget a song earlier?

Anastacia- Left Outside Alone
On the iPod. I know some of you will be disgusted with that, but the line "Living in a fairytale without meaning" really speaks to me. I think it sums up my life pretty well.

I'm happy. I've never had to struggle or work to hard for anything, stuff just seems to fall at my feet. That's the fairytale..

..but then I've never accomplished anything. I've never made a lasting mark in anyones life. I'm mediocre at my job, and I am by no means dedicated to it. I've never found love. I've never been loved. After 100.96 posts..

.. I'm still just a name in your recollection..
"Some people think they gonna die someday
I got news, ya never got to go"
Ted Nugent- Stranglehold


  1. bout time you showed your face again! :)

  2. I am screaming and jumping wit joy!!!FINALLY!!welcome back:)

  3. So I win? I like how you didn't mention me in this post. *pout* I even sent you a list of petition names! Fine. Sco- you and I are through. *double pout*

  4. PS. That quiz can go fuck itself. I got Natasha-fucking Bedingfield "Unwritten" I fucking hate that song. And now I've said fuck enough times to let you know that I am not any fucking Natasha bedingfield song. She would never say fuck and I said it 6 times. Booyah!

  5. OMG! So glad your back. I missed you tons! So...does this mean you'll be blogging again for good? How is this going to work? Is it going to be a once a week post? Either way, I'm just glad your back, my little ACID bloggy friend. lols...Blogosphere misses you

  6. WHOOT!! WHOOT!! Ever see a happy hillbilly do a jig? Yay!!! I'm doin one now. So happy to see you back Sco!

  7. Alright, welcome back! I knew you wouldn't stay away for too long!

  8. i loooove the foo fighters...good song

  9. I'm glad you're back. Been missing you sooo bad!:)

  10. I'm so glad you are back :)

    All I can say is thank goodness I didn't un-follow you! I try to take things literally and I think that might have hurt.

  11. Yes you have been loved, and you still are, it's just that life often makes us loved by people we don't feel anything for.

  12. YAY!!!! What a happy surprise to find this post in my reader. :)

    I heart that you are ACID. Being unpredictable and not easy to understand is an A+ in my book.

    xo glad you're back!!

  13. i like to think of my life theme song is "Hakuna Matata" from the Lion King. hehe dont know why, but i would love and like to live with no worries..

  14. you snorted me out of your nose without giving me any reason for doing so. i was upset but i missed you terribly still. now i'm clinging tightly to your nasal hair now.

  15. hahaha. welcome back. i really like the total eclipse of the heart literal video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA


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