ScoMan's fourth day of giving

Hello ScoFans!

This one came to me from Insomnica Lolita who I have already steered you in the direction of this week, but if you didn't go then then go now because once I get this car started we're not stopping again until we reach your grandmothers and if you need to go while I'm driving, well you'll just have to do it in a cup.

So this is obviously the Thank You for the Blogging Award, but did you know it is the 2009 edition? Oh yeah, in just over a week this baby goes out of style and a whole new model rolls out. So I decided to take this chance to get in on this TYFTB2009 while the gettin's good, and deliver it today, before it's out of date.

For this one I'm supposed to choose at least four bloggers, and in at least 3 words say why they are so awesome.

I'm going to make it exactly three words, because that to me is more challenging than 3 words or more.

And I'll stick to the other thing as well. Is there anything I can't do?

You can't make it rhyme.

Oh that sounds like a challenge. You're on bitch!

Fuck you.

No, you know what? Fuck you too. I'm gonna let my talent do the talking.

We'll see.

We'll see is right.

Yeah.

Yeah I'm gonna do my thing now.

Good.

I know it's good.

Hope you enjoy it.

I hope you enjoy it.

Dude, I ain't gonna read it. There's TV to be watched.

Yeah. Fair enough.

Four
Awe From the Hood
some From the Library
Blog She's so good
gers She's not scary

*Yeah okay I was lazy with that group. It was too hard to find four of something and get awards to all the people I wanted to get them to, you know? Argh, you don't care*

Three Well written stuff
Wise Keeps it fresh
Men Makes me laugh

*Pronounced properly, stuff and laugh do so rhyme*

Two
NaNo Writing style's spesh
Novelists She's great too

And a long lost blister Still good value

Ha! I guess I sure showed that guy.

Until tomorrow, when we finally wrap this up.

In this post I say "fuck" ninety three times

I am fucking(1) wonderful. I won my second fucking(2) award. It made me step back for a moment and think "What the fuck(3)?", but then the fuckin(4) penny dropped that maybe some fuckers(5) out there enjoy the fuckin(6) bullshit I write on this fuckin(7) thing.

Hillbilly Duhn happens to be the fucker(8) who enjoys it enough to pass on the award. You can read her fuckin(9) stuff here. Funny as all fuck(10). Read it, and you can fuckin(11) thank me later.

As always, there's a bunch of fuckin(12) things the recipient of this award must do. First, put a picture of the fucker(13) on your blog. Well, that's the fucking(14) thing up the top there. Take a fuckin(15) gander at that would you?

Next thing the amazing fuckers(16) that recieve the "Fabulous Fucking(17)" blog award are to do, whether they fucking(18) like it or not, is to fuckin(19) list ten fuckin (20) truths about them fucking(21) selves. Let's fucking (22) begin.

1 - When I was fucking (23) about 15 I fucking(24) stopped playing fucking(25) football and fucking (26) cricket. My fucking(27) Dad stopped fucking(28) stopped talking to me like I'd fucking(29) let him down and he didn't fucking(30) talk to me a fucking(31) again until I was fucking(32) 18 and fucking(33) making something of my fucking(34) self academically.

2- I fucking (35) hate public fucking(36) speaking, but apparently I'm pretty fucking(37) good at it, even though I notice a fucking(38) nervousness and fucking(39) stuttering when I'm in the fucking(40) spotlight.

3- I only started fucking(41) working for the fucking(42) employer I'm fucking(43) working for now, because no other fucker(44) would give me a fucking(45) chance. This fucking(46) job was suppossed to be fucking(47) temporary until I fucking(48) finished University. That was four fucking(49) years ago.

4- When I was in my late fucking(50) teens and early fucking(51) twenites I was a fucking(52) asshole who only fucking(53) looked out for him fucking(54) self. Fuckers(55) loved me back then. And I fucking(56) hated the fucking(57) attention.

5- I've been to a fucking(58) WWE live show

6- I've done over $10,000 fucking(59) damage in fucking(60) car crashes

7- I fucking (61) hate being fucking(62) touched

8-I'm fucking(63) already at a fucking(64) age where I don't fucking(65) know any new music

9- After this post, I still have 25 fucking(66) truths left to share (which I'll do tomorrow).

10- Even though it fucking(67) wasn't part of the "Fabulous Fucking(68) blog" award to fucking(69) curse like a fucking(70) sailor, I thought I'd have some fucking(71) fun. Besides, it's not that fucking(72) hard for a fucking(73) Australian to fucking(74) swear. We'll fucking(75) swear at you while we give you fucking(76) directions. "Main street? Fuck(77) yeah, I know where that is. What you wanna fuckin(78) do is fuckin(79) go straight up here, take a fuckin(80) lefty at the second intersection, keep fuckin(81) goin until you hit the round about, then hang a fuckin(82) righty and you're there."

Now I have to award the "Fabulous Fucking(83) blog" award to five other fuckers(84) (and if you've already fucking(85) got it I ain't fucking(86) giving it to you again). So, in no fucking(87) order:

- Stephanie : Breathing up the oxygen

- yourstruly100: Every day is a little life!!

- Badriyyah: Life, through my eyes...

- Thrice: From the "STUPIDEST" corner of my mind

- Patti Ann- i love this city always

Yeah, the usual fucking(88) suspects (minus the fuckers(89) who already have the fucking(90) award), but just fucking(91) read those blogs.

"In this song I say fuck(92) ninety three times"

Insane Clown Posse - "Fuck(93) the world"