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Sunday, December 13, 2009

Go over there, and over there, and then I realise stuff

Hello ScoFans!

First things first, I have a giveaway to mention. He over to Not the Oxygen for your chance to win some very pretty hair.. clip.. type.. things. I'm not sure of their technical name, but they're clips to go in your hair and are pretty.

And guys, as excited as you are by the thought of winning hair clips, there may be an even BETTER prize for you, so don't go signing up just yet. If hair clips aren't your thing, you can elect to enter to win a jar for your Pizza Farts. I don't know what a Pizza Fart is either, but there's a jar with Pizza Fart written on it. It's hilarious, go over to Not the Oxygen and check it out.

Secondly, there are a lot of new readers here. A lot of new commentors on my last post. I have dedicated a good portion of the weekend to trying to get to you all and personally thank you for stopping by, and check out your blogs. So far, I haven't got to all of you. I will keep plugging away at it. I do like to take the time to check out anyone who takes the time to check out all this going on here, but so far I haven't found the time to get to all of you. My bad.

For those of you wondering "What's with all the new followers?", well, it's because I wrote an awesome guest post for "SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB" You can go here to check it out. I know some of you are thinking "Nice try buddy, but I've already clicked once to read your writing. I'm so not clicking again to be linked off somewhere else to read what you have to say", and to you I say, you're missing out. You're missing out on seeing if it's possible to make a tale about bestiality PG-13. What with me being the poster boy of innocence and all things not disgusting, I think if there was a short list of people who would be up to this task, I'd be near the top. At least in the top 50. Anyway, head over there and see if I succeed.

And while you're there, check out her post about her recent attack whilst walking her dog.

So because I've been sending you all over the Internet, because I've spent a lot of time reading blogs this weekend, because I have new followers and this will be a chance for them to learn about me, because I haven't done one of these for a while, and frankly because I can and I want to (and if I don't Stephanie will be ever so disappointed), I'm going to do one of those "meme" things.

This is all about realizing stuff. And not just stuff, but stuff about specific things. Keep reading, you'll see how it works.

1. I've come to realize that my chest-size... is not what it used to be. My manboobs no longer brings the boys to the yard, and rent is getting harder to come up with every fortnight.

2. I've come to realize that my job...would be better if it was more IT stuff and less Accounting stuff. Whatever. It pays the bills.

3. I've come to realize that when I'm driving... I feel superior to everyone around me, and they should all get out of my way, stop doing stupid things and basically being annoying (as opposed to when I'm not driving, and my ego is obviously far more contained)

4. I've come to realize that I need... a llama.

5 I've come to realize that I've lost... my llama.

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...TV stations don't ring me to personally inform me they are starting the new series of my favourite shows. Thank god I was able to catch up on Dexter on the Internet. (It was only one episode I missed.. whatever, now I'm caught up)

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk... I will becoming incredibly annoying and curse a lot. That's why I don't drink.

8. I've come to realize that money... comes and goes. Sometimes it stays awhile, but it'll go later.

9. I've come to realize that certain people...live next door to me, but most people don't. They live in other places.

10. I've come to realize that I'll always... be able to entertain myself.

11. I've come to realize that my sibling(s)... are better people than they were when I was 11.

12. I've come to realize that my mom... is a better person than she was when I was 15.

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone... needs a new message tone.

14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning...my right leg was sore so I haven't done any physical activity today.

15. I've come to realize that last night before I went to sleep... I promised myself I was going to go for a long walk to make up for the bad food I ate yesterday.

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking...My leg hurts. But I wasn't thinking about that before you bought it up. Before that I think I was thinking about witty answers to write to these questions. Obviously, I didn't come up with anything.

17. I've come to realize that my dad... works hard to show an interest in what I do.

18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook... my friends are not as stupid and funny as the people I will bring to you each and every Friday.

19. I've come to realize that today...I have done almost nothing. But I needed that.

20. I've come to realize that tonight...I will be watching episode two of series 4 of Dexter. On the TV this time, which has a bigger screen.

21. I've come to realize that tomorrow... is Monday. But it's my last full week of work before holidays.

22. I've come to realize that I really want to... sleep more.

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is...Stephanie. Does that count or is hers a "prepost". Repost? I don't know.

24. I've come to realize that life... is good.

25. I've come to realize that this weekend...is almost over. Or do you want me to tell you about next weekend? No, because if you wanted to know about next weekend you'd have asked about next weekend right? Yep. Well this one's nearly over.

26. I've realized the best music to listen to when I am upset... is probably "Fade to Black" by Metallica. If you hear me cranking that, don't talk to me.

27. I've come to realize that my friends... yeah. Whatever happened to those guys? I should give them a call sometime soon.

28. I've come to realize that this year... I have changed a lot as a person, and I'm happy with all of the changes.

29. I've come to realize that my EX... box is a whole lot of fun. Spent a lot of time this weekend playing the Saw game. Awesome.

30. I've come to realize that maybe I should... get all the facts before opening my mouth. That is an excuse to tell you this story.
My brother started this new job and he's like "Did you have a XXXXXX in your level at school?"
"I had about three of them"
"I'm working with this one now and she says she knows you. *Enter his description of XXXXX here*"
"Nup, not ringing any bells"
"Her last name might be ........"
"Nup, don't know her. Obviously I had a far greater impact on her life than she did on mine"
"Don't get too cocky. She thought your name was Brad"

31. I've come to realize that love...for yourself is important. If you love yourself, it doesn't matter if nobody else loves you.

32. I've come to realize that I don't understand... people who seek out or are in relationships.

33. I've come to realize my past... contains a lot of valueable lessons.

34. I've come to realize that parties...are incredibly boring. Everyone's so loud and I can't hear the TV.

35. I've come to realize that I'm totally terrified... someone I know will find this blog.

36. I've come to realize that my life...didn't we already do this? Okay then I've come to realize that my life is fairly repetitive.

37. I have come to realize that I...am becoming a role model for my brothers. And someday, maybe a role model for the world.

That's all there is. I invite you all to give it a try, especially new people so that I can learn a little about you.

Oh, and to everyone who caught last week's post, I decided rather than subject everyone to my horrible singing voice (and, to those who suggested it, to my nakedness as well) I would email my family the song. None of the replied. None of them have mentioned it to me. I think they don't appreciate the lengths I went to.

Until Friday...


  1. most decidedly-ish interesting - ish. the better I get to know you, uh - gotta go, cya.

  2. I'm happy :D You should've titled this post "Stephanie" because it was almost all about me andd well, you're not the only one with a tremendous ego.

    Thanks for the realizations-They're fun!

    I have no idea what's going on with Dexter since I was without cable for a few months & now I have it again I forget to watch TV.

  3. Love the meme responses. I always go all contrarian when I try to do one of these things. When email surveys were all the rage, I responded by making up one of my own with weird and random questions because I was so tired of answering questions about my favorite ice cream flavor and what I did when I first woke up in the morning.

  4. ha! mY family is also better now that I'm older.

  5. hi there. i'm new here. but you every post i've read of yours has made me laugh. especially that you came to realize you lost your llama and need a new one. i hope you are able to find your llama. :)

  6. I have come to realize that I spend a ridiculous amount of time, reading extraneous information about people I don't know whilst ignoring people I do.

    I have come to realize that I like people I don't know better than people I do.

    I have come to realize that I should have checked out the Scoman's blog, long before now.


  7. 35. I've come to realize that I'm totally terrified... someone I know will find this blog.

    Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!! I live with the same fear. I'm actually a respectable, law abiding citizen away from the internet. Some might even call me demure.

    (not really)

    Anyways, nice to meet you. Love your blog and loved your guest post on Speaking from the Crib.

  8. I have come to realize that I need to put. down. the. laptop.

  9. oh, well this is fun! i am also angry that my favorite shoes do not ring me to tell me that they are on, or stopping, or starting again. it's like i have to make an effort which is unacceptable.

  10. i meant to say shows...but shoes is funny so i should have left you to wonder what i was talking about...

  11. This is by far one of my fav posts of yours and a reminder of why I follow you (and it also helps tht u faithfully comment on my blog)

    I laughed out loud, agreed wit some, wondered wtf on others but overall I LOVED this post:)

    Most importantly I hope you find your llama!

  12. @Krystal: You ARE crazy about shoes...you werent kidding :P

  13. Thanks for all the time and effort in to your posts. :)

    I love the realizations too!

    Now, I must trek all over the internet. Well. Because you said so.

  14. Very nice to get to know more about you. My ego soars when I'm driving too. Must be having 3,000 pounds of mental under my control.


  15. Kelly at SFTC told me to come by...and I usually do as she says!! Great blog and nice to see a fellow Aussie in a sea of American bloggers!

    ooh think I am follower 91!!

  16. Bad drivers should GTFOTR (get the f off the road).

    Sometimes I wish I had police cruisers opening up the road for me. Like I was the President or something. Maybe I should run for public office...

  17. you are naturally hilarious and I love reading memes...so I can learn more about people!

  18. I've come to realize just why you love my traffic related Post Its so much!

    I've come to realize it no longer makes me sad that you still have the noreply-comment.blogger shiz....IT PISSES ME OFF! MAN! I want to reply to your comments. Damn, you do give good comment....justsayin

  19. thx for the shout outs glad u got some new followers too

  20. yes plz listen to daffy and change yr comment thingy

  21. Wellllll......... stuff we didn't know.

    I'm with ya on #6, I wish tv stations would ring me to tell me when they yank Numb3rs off air again.

  22. I love this idea! I loved reading your responses, they were wonderfully hilarious. (I also stole it to put on my blog, but totally linked you).

  23. I've come to realize that . . . you're a very funny dude and I should add you to my Reader.

  24. I like the story about your brother and the girl who thought your name was Brad.

  25. All I have to say is...I saw a llama last night at a living nativity performance...and I want one too! Tell Santa for me pleeeease! Holly

  26. waow,, your story very funny,, I loughed reading it ... hwa hwa hwa hwa .....
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  27. haha...! Your blogs are very entertaining. I will be working on mine pretty soon!

  28. I gotta disagree with you on the 'mom being better now than when you were 15' thing because, seriously, she was something else back when you were 15.


  29. Maybe they just appreciated it SO much they were speechless. :)

    and lol lol lol lol - I LOVED this post (and not just because I'm tired) - I love your answers!!! I'm with you on the joys of being alone. My flat mate this weekend said, "Daisy I'm concerned that you don't have enough RL interaction." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok that laugh WAS probably a bit longer because I'm tired.

    I think I may have to try out this meme - except mine won't nearly be as amusing, entertaining and enjoyable.

    OH! I posted some new seagull pics for you. :)

  30. I just finished reading your post over on the other site. oh wow.

  31. I've come to realize that blogger is a piece of crap, and it will be weeks, WEEKS I say, before your posts start showing up in my reader. Pardon me if I am untimely with commenting due to this extremely annoying malfunction.

  32. I loved this post!!! I loced getting to know more about you!! Godd stuff :)


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