Friday's 13th and it falls on Christmas. The starts are aligning and we bring in this weeks round of festive fails.
Why that good for nothing! How dare he have some sort of serious injury or illness that requires him to spend time in a hospital? How inconsiderate of him! He's probably just faking that broken leg to upset you.
Wow Tim, that's a pretty horrible Christmas. I can't imagine how it could get much worse.
Yep, okay, you win Jason.
Tickle me Elmo's for everyone!
Let's have a vote. In the comments section, let me know if you think Mark
a/ wants to hit that, you know he wants to hit that or
b/ has hit it and quit it
I'd be interested to know what you guys think. Personally I'm leaning towards a.
And now I leave you with this little Christmas jingle...
Until next time...
OK Just when you want to bemoan the downside of your family tree and the branches that sprang forth we meet the nuts that fell off.. ROFLPIMP ty for the Christmas laugh .. and yeah he so did her lol.
ReplyDeleteIt's definitely A.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with A.
ReplyDeletehahaha what the fuck. i think he was playing "video game" with his "joystick" that night. ahhaha.
ReplyDeletebut raping the gifts. wow. her family for sure is gonna be surprised when they open the gifts and to find out that they receive "used" goods. hahah.
merry xmas, love!
I'm going with "a". And the other ones make my family look like a Norman Rockwell painting.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
I say A with a history of B.
ReplyDeleteFunny clip.
lol, hope you had an awesome Christmas!!
ReplyDeleteahh Facebook.. I guess I should be content with my boring facebook page :)
ReplyDeleteahahaahah... going with A. =)
ReplyDeleteYour facebook fail friday is such a riot! I know i've said it before, but this is one of my favorite things to read ever. =)
Put me in for A as well...sheeesh...talk about drama
ReplyDeleteJason left me gobsmacked absolutely speechless like seriously not expecting that
ReplyDeleteas for Mark, he hit tht or at least got a wiff of something and now wants to seal the deal!poor sarah how did she not see where the convo was blatantly headed
Jason was a smack in the face in time for Christmas, wow. I'm gonna say its definitely A, but he wishes it were B.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!
People have no fucking idea!!!!!
Raping gifts....
sex with the sister....
roommate banging your ex in a santa hat...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That is wayyyy too much information to be read by all the people in the friend list. tsk tsk.
ReplyDeleteBut banging the ex in santa hat thing is pretty funny though. Rude. But still funny.
a. wants to hit it.
ReplyDeleteummm, i'm pretty sure jason did win that. i shouldn't laugh. not funny.
ReplyDeletewhy the hell do people put that shit on facebook???
Okay I really don't know which of those was the worst! Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to say it's a bit of A banging it with a dash of B. I'm guessing dude got a little kissy-kissy with sissy, and is wanting to finish up where he started. He sounds like a tool.
ReplyDeleteraping presents? Um, yeah, pretty sure papercuts were involved. OUCH!
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