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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Learn the damn alphabet.. "I' come before "U" get to payin your dues..

Hello ScoFans!


It seems I have mounted another few awards since the last ceremony. So, without rambling on, let's get this show started.

Both ChinkyGirLMeL and Thrice awarded me the Kreativ Blogger Award on the same day last week (and then Stephanie awarded it to me as I was drafting this post). I must have been doing something extra creative.. what was I up to again? Oh, that's right! Plotting to kill my neighbours. Well, I'm glad you girls enjoy a little violence with your blogging.








Now, Mel in particular put me under a lot of pressure when giving me this award. She said.. and I quote.. "He's very twisted! Lols! He likes to add a twist in memes and awards.".. SO now I have to put my own little twist on this so as not to disappoint the one of the generous givers of the award in the first place (althought I'm failing to think of anything creative this time.. when I get the creative award.. how unfortunate).




Here are the award rules: List 7 things that you love, and then pass the award on to 7 bloggers that you love! Be sure to tag them and let them know that they have won. You can copy the picture of the award and paste it on your sideboard letting the whole world know...you are Kreativ!




7 - I love the new intern, Denise, on Scrubs. If she were a real person, I may just give up my asexual ways for her and her "girl balls". I fell in love with her when she said her patients disease was "kind of a buzzkill"

6 - I love pizza. I could eat that all day and never feel full.

5 - I love the sharemarket. It's interesting to watch what sets people into a panic, what brings back their confidence and the different reports from different companies and what they do to the share price.

4 - I love music. I remember having to play the guitar for a high school assignment and the teacher saying I have a gift for it, but I never took it up. And then we had some other test thing a few years later and the teacher said I had an ear for music and would find playing an instrument easy and wanted me in the band, but I never did it. I couldn't be bothered.


3 - As strange as it sounds, I love spinning into Matt. It's interesting to have a whole new thought process, a whole new outlook and to feel that sort of emotion to its fullest.

2 - I love seeing celebrities who have it all fuck up and walk away with nothing. I think of it as a case of "easy come, easy go"

1 - I love ... number one can wait. I will unveil it with my 100th blog. Something has happened I thought would never happen. I've fallen in love, and posting things I love felt like a good place to share that news with you. (And I know some of you considered me a tease for playing games and not sharing a picture so far.. I think you will probably be pissed with waiting 5 or so weeks for this as well)

Now to pass this on to seven other bloggers.

Sameera - Everyday is a little life!

Badriyyah - Life, through my eyes...

D* - I'm having a moment...

OmegaRadium- Differential Diagnosis

Vanessa- Bellelettrist

Alafolie - Story of O


Bored housewife - the tragic character


Mel gave me another award in the same post (although she did give away a third award that day. The "Honest Scrap" award which I didn't get.. yes Mel.. I noticed =p I know where I stand now, good for 2 out of every three awards that people are giving away. )

Anyway, the one I did get was The Friend award



"These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers. Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award."

So, I have decided to pass this one on to these friendly blogging types:

Thrice - From the STUPIDEST corner of my mind
Hillbilly Duhn- Hillbilly Duhn's Times & Tribulations
KathyB! - the world according to me
Stephanie - Breathing up the Oxygen
Krystal - Friends with benefits
Random Hiccups- Slave to the Ordinary

Well, I can't think of any more than that without doubling up (and without giving it to Mel who gave it to me or insomniaclolita who won the awards when I did)

Finally, awhile ago I was given the Cute award (also by Mel) and at the time, I didn't realise there was a task that comes with it. Sameera gave me the award again this week, and it turns out I'm suppose to list 10 things that make me cute. So here we go:

10 - My winning smile
9- My charm
8- The way I walk
7- The way I talk
6- My kind spirit (most of the time.. quite a lot of the time..)
5- Your mum will think I'm great
4- I am that innocent
3- I will work hard to make you smile
2- As a coworker so often puts it, I really am "the last of the true gentlemen"
1- The fact that you all keep returning

I reward this award to everyone who got it last time so they can also correct the error of their ways, as well as insomniaclolita because her new layout is fantastic.

Shotgun Betty stoppin' dead in my shoes.
Cock on lockdown, she said learn the damn alphabet.
I come before you, get to payin' your dues.

Head down through the town diggin on this puscifer,
Tongue roll call, kids hear the school bell ring.
This vagina mine teach ya patient diligence.
Keep the chain-gang swingin, make a cat-bird sing.
Down this vagina mine...
Puscifer- Vagina Mine

And in case you're wondering what song called "Vagina Mine" sounds like..

10 comments:

  1. Hey Sconny! You really deserve these awards. And hey, your sooo twisted, I was planning to give you the Honest Scrap Award, but...hehehehe...I figured you had too many awards. People might get jealous of you my pet. hehehehe... So who is this lady that you're falling for? Can't you just post it in your next post. I'm dying to find out the details. heheheheh...

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  2. Can I stomp my foot on the floor and shout, "ScoMan, I want more!"?

    All this teasing, a little petting here, a little petting there, and now you're in LOVE??? And I have to wait. I'm so not good at waiting.

    *Sigh* Congrats on your awards, you deserve them most definetly. And thank you for mine. You are too good, too good to me you see. :)

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  3. Quality tags, award, vagina, you should pick up guitar though, it's that greatest thing anyone can ever do, also thans for the shout out, my blog sucks eggs though, also I would love to trade my heroin induced looking smile for a winning one

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  4. Cheers love, but I'm not really into the awards thing :)

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  5. 5 - I love the sharemarket. It's interesting to watch what sets people into a panic, what brings back their confidence and the different reports from different companies and what they do to the share price.

    I find this fascinating as well!
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    And how can you withhold this exciting information!! You are a tease, there can be no doubt. Weel, get to it already and blog faster... we're on the edge of our seats!
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    And thank you kindly for the award! I so enjoy reading your blog and it's a nice treat to come and receive a little present :)

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  6. Hiya cute biatch! thanks for the award...:D you've been terribly awarded but you also complaint for the same thing I keep on complainig...aren't we honest enough, dammit?
    please remove the letter confirmation ish.

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  7. I love mike patton, but never heard retrovertigo before, so thanks for that, sweet song

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  8. it is fabulous that you love the rain, i love it too and get annoyed when too many sunny days happen :) thanks for the award! woo!

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  9. What's so special about the way you walk? How close are you to 100? And, what in the world is a meme?


    THANKS for the award, very rewarding. Guess Im not chopped liver afterall :)

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  10. Thanks for the award! I'm glad we're still friends! :)

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